Have You Seen Janine?
There once was a girl named Janine,
Who jumped on a big trampoline.
She bounced really hard,
and flew out of the yard,
and since then she has never been seen.
Questions & Answers
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: Eventually, people get tired of jumping on a trampoline.
Q. What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?
A. An elephant on a trampoline!
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q. What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A. A woolly jumper!
First Trampolinist: How's life?
Second Trampolinist: Oh, up and down, you know.
Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring time.
Q. What is evil and ugly and bounces?
A. A witch on a trampoline!
Safety isn't funny
A very amusing take on the very serious subject of trampoline safety is available on this site with a Homer Simpson cartoon. We do, of course, take safety seriously and members are encouraged to review our safety section.
And don't forget...
Trampolinists do it on the rebound.
Webmaster note: if anybody has some trampoline humour they would like to share please feel free to send it to me here and, providing it meets all reasonable guidelines for decency and good taste I will include it here.